Aptly titled, Assparade represents a real/imaginary (you decide) communal gathering of all ethnicities to deliver a kind of stroke fodder based strongly on amateurish charm and professional slickness.

Rebecca is a succulent Latin number whose kick-off striptease and b.j. builds that perfect anticipatory tension: waiting to see that sphincter split down the middle. Elsewhere, Demi displays a demure, waif-like quality before her glorious three-entrance de-evolution: gag-reflexing, pussy-plunging and ass-ingestion.

The numbskull videogame muzak and upbeat direction make Bangbros.com a force to contend with. Only debits, the credits repeat prior to each scene and the extras are lacking. Appraisal: Three of the five scenes are worth a whack when the ass fucking mood takes you.