With an American at the helm and some barely understandable Eurosluts in front of the camera, we're not discounting the fact that a communications gap may have rendered some of these scenes less hot than they could've been.

Of course the bottom line is not what happened behind the scenes but what's being offered to the consumer - and Asses on Fire is a decidedly mixed bag. The butt sex is explicit and plentiful. The chemistry is tepid. The results are what you'd expect. So, despite the fact that some of these eye-pleasing gals have great stems, the video does not have long legs (i.e. shelf life).

Trinity receives a decent double-decker spa treatment. Elinor plies her trade on an antique chair. Double hummers, A2Ms and facials make the rounds.

Retailing: Cony's B&D wardrobe could attract specialty attention.