A naïve bunch we are, yessirreebob. AVN's ass aficionados never give up the hope that in each month's batch of innumerable rectal releases, a handful might actually understand that the genre's appeal relies as much on tease as it does insertion shots. Aside from a brief opening sequence, Asses Galore abandons enticement like an unwanted Thalidomide child, forging ahead into the usual arrangement of body parts.

Fortunately, the female performers are into their trade - what's more, they're completely natural and fairly unknown to the viewership at large. (The guys might be boyfriends; they're not the usual suspects.) If there were even one of these babes to every 10 siliconized, dolled-up, totally jaded porn starlets, that would be an industry revolution in itself.