What's in store for viewers? Five generic couch bangs with barely-known ethnic performers. The Assapalooza analogy is technically correct; in that the ladies are all towing wide loads. What the box doesn't say is that the rest of their carriages are pretty sturdy, too – not that there's anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say. (In fact, Delotta Brown's huge floppy jugs might even capture the interest of your boob fans.)

The sistas are vocal, but Beauty Dior is downright loquacious? especially during her amusing BTS footage. Tighter editing would've made our screening more enjoyable? to each his own pace. Despite unremarkable visuals and lensmanship, the action will satisfy the basic horny toady with Jones for booty.

Retailing: Ethnic/ass filler.