Can a pretty female cast and some torrid anal sex make up for technical and verbal-dead deficiencies in an adult video? Take the case of Ass Tales, which is to plot structure and acting what Freddy Kruger is to skin cream.

Blonde T.C. with the gorgeous tan lines has just tossed her boyfriend out on his ass because he's been screwing around with other women. Did someone say consolation lesbo scene? Now, if you try to make out what T.C. and her little blondie girlfriend are talking about, there's a job opening in the CIA code department you might want to fill. And if you think it takes real balls to throw in a pizza guy after al lthese years, you're right, and one shows up who thinks he's a white, shuckin' and jivin' Jack Baker, who acts like he's been hit one too many times with a stale pepperoni.

A couple of revenge fucks take place – one where T.C. takes it up the ass from Rick Savage, who might be wondering what he's doing in a video that was shot in Florida; the other where Chantilly Lace gets d.p.'d by T.C.'s beau.

Basically, you need a scorecard to keep track of the players in this wing-it analer, but there's enough relatively new ass in this show to keep your attention over the running time. From the same wonderful folks who gave you Stick it in the Rear¸it's worth having. Nice box cover.