One of the single most perfunctory [German ] imports we've seen this year, Anal Dreams is simply all style and no substance. The videography is unconventional, the locations fresh, the cast exceptionally attractive. Yet there's not one spark of authentic passion contained herein.

Aside from a distinct lack of chemistry, much of the vid's problems are due to disastrous editorial choices: eliminating the natural vocal tracks in favor of some dubiously looped garage-syth tunes and letting each shot play out long past its prime - just for the sake of racking up more hardcore footage on the running rectal-ometer. (In one outdoor scene, the editor even left in flies hovering around a gorgeous redhead's pussy!) Ich bin ein Berliner.