Some new amateurs are the order of the day in Amateurs: First Time on Film, from SunShyne Video. These kids have never been on film before. So, let's see how they do.

There are some good things about the feature, and amateur fans will know that this is the real deal. These are definitely not porn stars pretending to be real people. Sadly, though, just like real people, the sex itself isn't all that exciting. There's a whole lot of long, slow moments that sometimes feels like sensuality and sometimes feels like watching paint dry, which is, I suppose, the yin and yang of watching real people have real sex.

Retailing: Stock it for amateur hounds only.