Poor Joe Elliott. Sometimes the college co-eds he videotapes regard him as if he were Ted Bundy with a camcorder. For instance, when Joe looms over 19-year-old Lisa and asks her to masturbate, her eyes bulge in near-terror and at one point she even asks him to leave the room while she tries to jack off (add to that the constant ringing phone in the BG, and the poor li'l gal, like the consumer, stands no chance of getting off).

There's actually only one sex scene in the vid, and that's of Joe getting a b.j. from Phoenix, a Midwestern gal with tattoos and multiple piercings. She bobs his knob, he spurts in her face, then she pisses in a bucket for him, then back to some more skull fucking.

The videography and sound are about half a notch above your average cable access show, but that's what makes Joe's porn truly amateur.