Sadly, it just never clicks beyond seeing Adam Barish, a brash young self-acclaimed superstar/promoter/host of spring break parties, messing up: He gets kicked out of a hotel, kicked out of the city of Daytona Beach, and salvages what he can down in South Beach.

Nudity, as it appears, is actually less than most other offerings of this type. Any insertion or pink is pixilated or blurred. A yawner, folks.

Retailing: A different slant on spring break; mention the music artists.