Kylie Ireland stars as a Colorado girl learning the ins and outs of Hollywood screentests, helped along by friend Juli Ashton.  The first in-and-out comes courtesy of starlet wannabe Paige Powers and sleazy producer Tony Tedeschi, who takes Powers through three sexual positions to a cumshot right onto her pierced tongue.  A few glasses of wine impel Ireland to remember an arborial liaison with Tom Byron, who gets Ireland's backdoor cherry, even though the IPS is missing.

Ireland's much-heralded dildo d.p. is up next, with Ashton and Anna Malle doing the honors.  You won't want to miss the part where Malle's pumping Ireland's pussy with a strap-on, while Ashton plunges a doubleheader simultaneously in her own pussy and Ireland's ass.  But the capper is Alex Sanders' further anal deflowering of Ireland, a process which Malle helps along.

Retailers: let your Ireland fans know this anal action ain't no blarney.