When I first saw the cast list for A Is for Anal, and I saw Pantera, I was, like, "Nice! Pantera fucking rocks!" But, Pantera is a porn star, not the band, and it's a little disappointing, but anal sex is the next best thing to rocking that hard, right?

Well, kind of. Sure, there's hot ass all over the place in A Is for Anal, but none of it seems to be doing any inspired work, save for Ms. Monica Bellucci, who, it seems, is always doing inspired work. However, Monica's hot ass, even double-teaming a pair of cocks, can't save this one from the heap of the average feature.

Retailing: Euro fans might like it.