With button-popping bustlines barely encased in blue cop shirts, these officers have one mission: to protect and to service. Responding to a noise complaint, Shyla Stylez busts in on Tom Byron busting a nut to his own Big Tit Fixation 2. (Byron, who also directed here, mugs for the camera as we hear a little ka-ching.) Stylez sits down to watch too, but before long Byron’s fixated on her rack instead. Soon she’s getting fucked doggie-style on the bed, wearing just cop hat and boots. Then it’s on to cowgirl, sans hat, but the boots are shown off to good effect during reverse cowgirl, before Byron pops on her stupendous mams.

Savannah Stern takes the next call. Anthony Rosano’s house has been vandalized, so she offers her own form of community policing. “Oddly, I feel better about this already,” Rosano says, nose buried deep inside her magenta satin bra. Things get started with 69, followed by many different positions, a b.j. break, and jackhammer-fast pounding in reverse cowgirl and doggie before Rosano fires off a round.

Dylan Ryder sizzles in a reverse strip tease as she dresses for work, jiggling into her uniform after ditching the bra when she can’t button the shirt. But husband Evan Stone has other ideas that involve a vigorous fuck session in the bathroom.

Meanwhile, on the job, Jack Lawrence tries to show Rachel Love the proper procedures for search and seizure—but once he sees Love’s big naturals, he conducts his own cavity search.

In the final scene, Byron’s in bed with wife Sara Jay (we were thrilled to see him reading AVN). She’s frisky, so he whips out a little cop uniform to add some heat. Pretty soon he’s calling in a code violation 36-Double-D. The officer corrects him—it’s 36-Double-E.