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| Released | Jan 18th, 2011 |
|---|---|
| Running Time | 118 Min. |
| Director | David Lord |
| Company | Adam & Eve Pictures |
| DVD Extras | Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Dolby Digital, Interviews, Trailer(s) |
| Cast | Anthony Rosano, Syren De Mer, Randy Spears, Danny Wylde, Jay Ashley, Brynn Tyler, Charisma Cappelli, India Summer, Alexis Ford, Seth Gamble |
| Non-Sex Roles | Dane Cross |
| Critical Rating | AAAA |
| Genre | Parody |
Mainstream actor/comedian Tim Allen has such well-drawn mannerisms that parodying him in Home Improvement XXX isn't an easy job, but fortunately, Anthony Rosano is (almost) up to the task.
Equally almost on target is bearded Jay Ashley as Anthony's sidekick, and in the first scene, Jay gets propositioned by fan Charisma Cappelli for a b.j., returns the favor with muff-munching, then has her climb aboard him for reverse cowgirl—love that hip action!—cowgirl—love the clit rubbing!—and horsie before the facial.
The plot revolves around Anthony's sons coming home from college for the holidays, and the fact that he always seems to find an excuse not to fuck wife Syren De Mer ... until he suggests a threesome with Tool Time gal Alexis Ford, to which Syren readily assents.
The three meet up on the Tool Time set, with Alexis and Syren in their undies, and Anthony watches the pair kiss while Syren plays ass-grab with Alexis. Soon enough, everyone's naked and eating pussy, but once Anthony sticks his cock in Alexis side-saddle, the three are off to the races. Syren gets to ride her man in reverse cowgirl, Alexis gets hers frontwards while Syren facesits, and the scene ends with him fucking Syren missionarily.
Better is India Summer's seduction of Danny Wylde, with the beautiful "older woman" chowing down on his rod, mounting him in reverse, then letting him take her in spoon, mish and even a bit of piledriver before a splooge that runs from her pussy to her tits.
Seth Gamble's high school sweetie Brynn Tyler sneaks into his bedroom window for some bouncy-bouncy that includes plenty of oral and fingering, reverse cowgirl, spoon and mish, while in the finale, Randy Spears (as the always-half-seen neighbor) helps Anthony by satisfying Alexis, who says she's "never had an orgams with a guy under 30."
"If this fence weren't between us, I'd blow you right now," Alexis tells him—and next thing you know, Randy's drilled a hole for his cock. After the b.j., Alexis comes over for some bi-directional peg-camping and mish, ending in a facial.
