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This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX

This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX

Released Nov 04th, 2010
Running Time 96 Min.
Director Marc Star
Company Hustler Video
DVD Extras Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Dylan Ryder, Evan Stone, James Deen, Jenna Presley, Madison Ivy, Eric John, Brooke Lee Adams, Jamey Janes
Non-Sex Roles Patrick Knight
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Parody



Man whore of the year Charlie wants to help his little brother Alan get back together with his ex. Fucking two girls at once and banging the ex's mother are a few of the sacrifices he has to make ... to help Alan!


Not that we're particular fans of the popular CBS comedy which this movie parodies, but we know that when porn puts together two of the industry's best comic actors, Evan Stone and James Deen, in the prime roles, sparks will fly, babes will be bountiful and hot, and the comedy stylings will flow.

So when the movie opens with James ("Alan") about to commit suicide over the fact that his ex-wife (Dylan Ryder) is going to turn his current girlfriend (Jenna Presley) against him, and older, perpetually horny brother Evan ("Charlie") pledging to help him, we know the fireworks are only moments away.

Seems Evan's bedding the girlfriend's mom (Madison Ivy), and they can't keep their hands off each other. He plunges her in piledriver; she rides him beautifully in cowgirl; he takes her doggie-style and spoon; she mounts him in reverse; then back to spoon before the internal pop, which she licks.

Jenna and Dylan have a nice girl-to-girl chat before Jenna's dad Eric John takes Dylan off for fun and games, but before she leaves, Dylan gives Jenna a "back massager," which the young brunette quickly figures out what to do with in a hot solo on the couch.

Evan's ex Brooke Lee Adams shows up with gal-pal Jamey Janes, and reminds Evan that's he's been given a post-hypnotic suggestion to become "more amorous." After Brooke strips for him, she brings Jamey into the mix, and in moments, Brooke's being pleasured at both ends. Brooke rides him in reverse as Jamey licks his balls; the gals trade places for doggie and mish; Brooke goes for cowgirl as Jamey face-sits Evan, then Brooke spreads for mish with Jamey on top for a while, and the scene ends with yet another internal.

Jenna and James finally get together—"Mother, we're going to go have sex now," Jenna says to Madison—and the "kids" are all over each other, kissing and stroking like first-time lovers. Mish on the bed follows, then cowgirl and reverse, doggie and a deposit on Jenna's tits.

But director/scripter Marc Star hasn't forgotten about Dylan and Eric. They return from their date, forcing Evan and Madison to hide behind the couch, and Dylan tunes up Eric's tool as the others sneak away. Dylan rides him energetically in both directions, he plunges her missionarily and spoon, then coats her tits with his spew.

All in all, it's a hell of a humorous send-up of the popular series, definitely attractive even to those who don't watch the TV show.

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