When the boxcover of a parody has the word “parody” spelled wrong, it’s reasonable to not expect all that great a time inside. Instead with this, fans of interracial will find moments to enjoy if they can enjoy the taboo, outré set-ups.

Shorty Mac stars as Gary Coleman, who reminisces about his TV days while working as a mall security cop. In a scene with all kinds of underage implications in it, Mac and the Todd Bridges (J. Cannon) and Dana Plato (Sunset Diamond) characters engage in a three-way where the three pretend to be children engaging in full-on vag sex. Mac is instructed in “how to make babies” as they strip out of their matching children’s-sized PJ’s to fuck the girl like crazy. Mrs. Garrett also gets it on with the two men pretending to be children who spy on her masturbating.

Cannon as Bridges smokes weed and crack, and goes into a full-on crackhead fervor mocking the real Bridges’ well-documented drug addiction problems while Sunet as the late, drug-addicted, shoplifting Plato likes to try to steal money and drugs from the pockets of her fake adopted brothers and ends up as a hooker. Kinda depressing.