Though we've never watched mainstream's reality series Wife Swap, we're guessing that unlike the "wife swapping" that went on in the '60s and '70s, the guys who get the swapped wives on the TV show don't get to fuck them. Fortunately, porn has a remedy for that.

After introducing us to a pair of couples—Nyomi Banxxx and Prince Yahshua, and Bobbi Starr and Mark Wood—the guys meet their new wives ... and pretty much as soon as Mark opens his cracker-ass mouth, Nyomi decks him with a right to the jaw. Fortunately, Prince gets along much better with his new babe, who has pretensions of intellectuality ... until she tells him there's "plenty of malt liquor in the fridge."

Fortunately, the new couples work out their differences, and before long, Mark is licking Nyomi's pussy like her husband never did. B.j., mish and cowgirl follow, including some nice mirror shots; then spoon, doggie and a splooge to her ass.

Bobbi admits to Prince that she has "jungle fever," and everyone knows what that means. "That's so fucking beautiful," Bobbi says about his cock just before her mouth engulfs it, and before long, she's mounted it frontwards, sideways and reverse, bent over for doggie, and swallowed his spew.

Moving right along, clean-cut and clueless Julia Ann winds up with the crass Rob Spallone and his son, James Deen, while trailer-trash Sara Sloane—she washes clothes in the swimming pool—gets Julia's leftover, Anthony Rosano.

Fortunately, Sara (who's demonstrating real chops as a comedienne) has a rep for "keepin' Long Island smilin'" with her b.j.s, which she demonstrates before camping backward on Anthony's peg and spreading for mish, doggie and spoon before the facial. But when Julia finds out that Anthony fucked his "new wife," she complains to James, and of course, she's then only moments away from kissing him deeply, getting muff-munched and sucking his cock. Soon, she's riding him like there's no tomorrow; he's fucking her face-to-face, spoon, reverse cowgirl and doggie, finishing her off with a mouthful of cum.

Marco Banderas is a professional matador, so he's a bit flummoxed about what to do with swapped mid-western white-bread wife Kagney Lynn Carter, and Dane Cross is equally clueless about Marco's dominant wife, Rebeca Linares. Rebeca can't teach him salsa dancing or cooking, so she'll settle for seeing if he can fuck her properly. She instructs him on pussy-licking, but he figures out spoon fucking, cowgirl, doggie and mish on his own.

Meanwhile, Marco, who's been given a b.j. by Kagney as he cooked their dinner, moves to the bedroom for some tit- and pussy-licking, b.j., cowgirl and reverse, doggie, spoon and mish as Kagney gets progressively turned on. Now, that's a reality show!