The fact that it took four years for this Euro release of chicks and dudes in clown face having sex to hit store shelves … well, all involved could have waited longer. The front cover mentions cream pies, and fans of internal popshots will be disappointed as none of the scenes ends with one. There’s a lot of whipped cream sprayed all over the participants during the very average Euro vag fucking and each scene ends with a girl taking a pop and a pie to the face. Hot? Not really, especially combined with the decidedly creepy clown crap. 

Busty brunette Trixie’s clown of a sex partner sprays her mouth and tits with whipped cream before whipping out his schlong … which has a red clown nose perched on the end of it. Busty blonde Quicksy gets her clown on after going into her freezer. Pretty blonde Noo-Noo takes a sexy shower and then gets a pie and a clown’s cock rammed into her face. She’s a beautiful woman and she deserves better.

Hell, we all do.