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Not Mash Xxx

Not Mash Xxx

Released Aug 10th, 2010
Running Time 141 Min.
Director Will Ryder
Company X-Play
Distribution Company LFP, Inc.
DVD Extras Bonus Footage, Fetish Menus, Outtakes, Widescreen
Cast James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Jeremy Conway, Krissy Lynn, Bailey Brooks, Herschel Savage, Eric Swiss, Alec Knight, Miko Sinz, Alexa Jaymes
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Parody



Colonel Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to find a nurse to deflower Radar, but nobody volunteers, so they offer an unauthorized boob job as a reward. Majors Burns and Houlihan suspect the worst but can`t prove a thing as hardcore fucking, cock sucking, and pussy eating explode at the 4077th M*A*S*H in this amazing spoof of the 1970`s classic TV show.


Until the 2010 Super Bowl beat its record, the 1983 finale of M*A*S*H boasted the biggest television audience ever—which provides porn’s top court jester with a big pool of fans for this porn parody of the 1970s comedy that found the funny in the Korean War. And those fans won’t be disappointed. As with Will Ryder’s Cosby parodies, which featured the perfectly cast Thomas Ward in the title role, Not M*A*S*H XXX has a winner in Eric Swiss’ turn as Hawkeye Pierce.

Swiss bears a strong resemblance to Alan Alda, but even more important, he’s got Alda’s snarky, riposte-laden delivery down cold. Almost as well suited to their characters are Jeremy Conway as Radar, Krissy Lynn as Hot Lips Houlihan, Alec Knight as Major Burns and James Bartholet as Klinger. And the script provides them with plenty of good one-liners.

As befits a parody of a show set during the politically correct 1970s, the sex is couples-friendly, with lots of attention paid to pussy-licking and female pleasure. Less in tune is Miko Sinz’s role as Colonel Blake’s “fuckee suckee” buddy. But hey, this is porn we’re talking about, and having an Asian slut on base may be mandatory.

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