Very little makes sense in this muddled rehash of the 1990 Christian Slater film Pump Up the Volume, but it sure is stocked with primo hotties, and that affords it a lot of leeway, critically speaking.

Cheerleader Kirstin Price teams up with her secret geek friend Seth Gamble to launch a pirate radio show on their college campus station's airwaves. With the entire student body apparently hanging on breathlessly to their every word, they take swipes at the fellow cheerleader trying to steal Kirsten's boyfriend (Briana Blair and Charles Dera, respectively), expose the school chancellor (Randy Spears) for fucking coeds (including the mouthwatering Ashlyn Rae—can you blame the guy, really?) and other high jinks.

At one point, Kirsten has a revenge dream about Briana in which she ... makes steamy lesbian love to her? Why not? Seth gets to actually bone Madison Ivy, because ... well, again, why not? Oh yeah, and Kirsten is supposed to be a virgin, revealing toward the end that she's been secretly holding out for her lit (?) class T.A., Tony DeSergio. With whom she's had no interaction at any other point of the movie.

Hey, if what you're really in this for is the story, um, watch Pump Up the Volume. But if what you seek is some really smokin' chicks doing the wank-worthy sex, you will not be disappointed.