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Pornstars Like It Big 09

Pornstars Like It Big 09

Released Jul 13th, 2010
Running Time 181 Min.
Director Uncredited
Company Brazzers
Distribution Company Jules Jordan Video
DVD Extra Bonus Scenes
Cast Scott Nails, Rachel Starr, Avy Scott, Jack Napier, Keiran Lee, Abbey Brooks, Janine Lindemulder, Johnny Sins, Jayden Jaymes, Courtney Cummz, Kagney Linn Karter
Critical Rating AAAA 1/2
Genre Vignette

Rating

Synopsis

Subject to change without notice Cock of Immunity: In the not-so-distant future, a terrible plague has beset the worlds female pornstars. They can no longer get horny and their pussies cant get wet. Who can save them? Fuck Me Tender: Courtney is about to marry a guy with a small dick. When she notices that the Elvis impersonator who is going to marry them has a big dick, she wants it. Mind Over Cock: Avy Scott is a nymphomaniac with telekinetic powers and the only thing that can cure her is the same thing that ails her... Big cock! That 70`s Porn: Jayden loves being a pornstar and always makes fun of the porn made in the 70`s. She changes her mind when she is transported back to 1975. Summoning The Big Cocks: Janines pornstar career hasnt been living up to her expectations. She finds a Ouija board while cleaning and tries to summon up a giant cock to fuck her.

Reviews

Silly without losing its eroticism, Pornstars Like It Big 9 is one of Brazzers’ more ambitious outings, with five separate plots designed to enhance the sex. Funny in spots, some of the acting is quite good, and the collection of female talent is top notch.

In a futuristic Mad Max­-type spoof, porn stars can no longer get wet and the world has been robbed of its lube supply. Keiran Lee has a cock that can restore moisture, so when big-breasted blondes Kagney Linn Karter and Abbey Brooks experience this magic, they are insatiable, devouring Lee’s cock and fucking in every position that you can when two hot girls are involved. Abbey plays with Courtney’s clit while she’s being fucked reverse cowgirl style, Courtney and Kieran both eat Abbey’s pussy while he’s fucking her, and after Lee blows his load in Brooks’ mouth, she swaps cum with the eager Kagney.

No less stunning is a hilarious scene with beautiful bride Courtney Cummz, who trades in her small-dicked husband for the big-cocked Elvis impersonator who was supposed to solemnize the vows (Johnny Sins). Elvis bangs the slutty bride standing up, and they go to the floor for some reverse cowgirl and a huge facial across Courtney’s gorgeous kisser.

Avy Scott has telekinetic powers but is tied up in a straitjacket and confined to a padded cell. Special effects allow her to remove Jack Napier’s pants without using her hands, and the ensuing raunchy sex scene in the cell ends with Napier’s death. Trust me, it’s hot and sexy.

A disco vignette called “That 70’s Porn” features brunette, big-breasted Brazzers regular Jayden Jaymes making fun of the porn from the 1970s, only to be transported there for a scene with Johnny Sins. An expert blowjob precedes Sins fucking her tits and pussy and dropping a load on her face.

And Janine Lindemulder, displaying more tattoos from neck to toe than I’ve ever seen on a human being, plays a dissatisfied porn star who uses a Ouija board to summon up some large cock, in the person of Scott Nails. They rough it up, with Janine swallowing his large cock. He fucks her doggie-style, pulling her hair, and then in multiple positions before popping.

Brazzers deserves credit for upping the production value on its vignette releases. When the plots work, as they do here, it adds context and augments the sex. Great stuff. A bonus scene with Rachel Starr brings the running time closer to four hours.

 



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