A miasma of room service cliches set in some nondescript hotel with an unseen bellboy named Carlos, so where does the maid fit in if the alleged "Carlos" is doing room service?

The rather tame pairings include wooden Indian (in this video, anyway) Cal Jammer doing sleazy blonde Le Le and Dusty in separate turns; Tom Chapman with Raven, Raven with Jake Steed; and Dusty in a girl-girl with Missy Warner.  As you'd expect, the cast handles the lumbering dialogue like a crate full of manhole covers.  Chapman says it all when Raven makes a move on him, and he tells her he'd rather have a cheese doodle.