It’s a shame that Schoolhouse Rock never bothered to make an episode called “The Letter A Is for Asshole” because we guarantee you it would have been a memorable learning experience. Fortunately for us, Erik Everhard has thrown down the gauntlet of higher learning with his own paean to the anus, also titled The Letter A Is for Asshole, which is memorable in its own right.

Educational material gives way to masturbation material in this impressive two-disc loop-carrier loosely based on the concept that teachers and/or students like it in the pooper. A lot. All six classroom scenes are solid, but Shyla Stylez looks particularly fetching in her scene with Everhard, and Kristina Rose milks the schoolgirl bit for all it’s worth with Steve Holmes and James Deen, eventually milking them as well.

But can someone explain why Tory Lane never won Performer of the Year? The woman has never turned in a scene less than incendiary, and her tryst here with Everhard is certainly no exception. Pound for pound, she’s one of the hottest performers this industry has ever seen, and as always deserves an A for her ability to take butt-fucking to new heights. All in all, this video makes the grade.