Director Rod Fontana's imagination extends to such devices as the grocery delivery-boy and the horny plumber in this sub-par MILF effort. The camera-wielding woodsman performs in three out of five vignettes here, but bows out of a group scene with Aaliyah Jolie after the oral preliminaries.

Implant-wielding box cover model Erica Lockett repeatedly gazes off camera for direction in her anal scene with an uncredited Dino Bravo. Katarina Rosebud repeatedly exclaims, "Wow!" during an endless rut with Fontana, as if to remind the viewer that this is supposed to be exciting.

Angelica Sin might draw the attention of breast-obsessed sleaze-hounds, but Jolie is too young to qualify as a genuine MILF.

Retailing: MILF filler for the terminally desperate.