The babysitter scenarios begin on the dumb side—and get even dumber, ultimately crushed under their own weight of awkward ad-libbing on cardboard sets.

Action always speaks louder than words, but in this case, the whole affair is better off muzzled. Not-so-passable T-girls remain at half-mast for long stretches, cupping their junk or engaging in doggie-style shots to disguise the fact. During a threesome, Brenda manages to flog herself to climax while gobbling down a double load. The only thing missing is passion.

Jesse fairs best as a topper; first rimming her boy and then having the courtesy to give him a reach-around before cumming on his toes and licking up her own shoeless spoo.

Retailing: Tranny filler.