Director Rodney Moore's MILFs play a real estate broker, a schoolteacher, a TV reporter, a dominatrix, etc. None are convincing or particularly funny; just goofy and awkward. However, the clunky premises belie the delights to come.

Once the ladies shed their clothes, MH5 picks up considerably. Revealing an unexpected pair of six-pack abs, Davin takes a bumpy cowgirl ride atop "da Rod" via an unusual spring-loaded saddle. Elsewhere, Hunter shows how pliant a MILF can be when bending her ankles behind her ears. (The better to hear you with, Grandma!) Rodney’s POV-erted lens and patented blast o’cream will delight his fans, while the few scenes without him - like a locker room hookup with Secrets, Vegas and Long - provide a watchable introduction for new viewers.

Retailing: Rodney serves up Moore and other sexy MILFs.