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Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 9

Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 9

Released Apr 24th, 2009
Running Time 231 Min.
Director Brian Pumper
Companies B. Pumper Productions, Evil Angel
Distribution Company Evil Angel
DVD Extras Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Music Video(s), Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast Jade (I), Brian Pumper, Tatiana (I), Streetness, Neena Rose, Cali Feenix
Critical Rating AAA
Genre Gonzo

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Synopsis

Six original bangin' beats with the illest flows.

Reviews

It might be reasonable to assume that over the course of an extended double DVD set Mr. Pumper would be able to wrangle at least one flat-out incendiary coupling, but reasonable has nothing to do with PRD9. Pumper is clearly more engaged when strutting around rapping; which is OK for hip-hop porndogs ... but not at the expense of prime whack-off material for the world at large. Testament to this fact is a third (music video-only) DVD which only serves to stroke his persona.

Props to Pump for consistent demonstration of his personal fetish — widespread big azz cheeks and genitalia — but the girls usually let him bend 'em over and dig a dick ditch rather than participate like the unbridled sluts that XXX fans crave. In threesomes, the girls barely acknowledge each other's presence. Perhaps they (all) have a case of “first-timer” jitters.



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