All is not good in da hood! Imagine slogging through a quarter hour of meaningless, mindless ad libs wherein Pipes and Blunt cajole Von to take off her top. That's right, not even bare titty for a dozen-plus minutes, let alone some trouser-raising hardcore action. Had Von not been able to deep throat Pipes' massive cock and simultaneously juggle his black balls with her uvula we may have gone a much harsher route than a generous AAA rating.

Their subsequent hump job is far from a record-setter, but it's the only bang worth watching without fast forwarding in this lazy offering. At least Von enjoys her facial — some other gal appears positively nauseated; a real boner killer. (Too much blunt stunts one's pornographic growth, “Phil.”)