In the opening sequence a strange old man's mask seemingly purloined from a Greek tragedy, is revealed to be a latex dickhead mask sternly surrounded by a series of dicks in full toy armada erect salute: verifiably a sad indicator of things to come.

Mistress Arcadia has difficulty inserting a dildo into a fake vagina, and has Ariel X figure it out whilst flogging her, and finally fucks her with an average size dildo after threatening her with a colossal cock that could not even be parallel parked in anyone?s ass let alone past the first canine in the mouth. Ariel X then gets stropped over a pool table revealing a bruise on her ass the size of France and her breast. While a one-eyed skull monster in graffiti looks at Ariel in earnest, we lose interest.

Later Mistress Arcadia force feeds Ariel twinkies, and smashes her TV for some peace and quiet.

Retailing: Messy fetish with twinkies and death to your television.