As of this writing, the company website handjobwinner.com says absolutely nothing about an ongoing “contest” purported by this release, so its veracity is questionable ... but the dudes who get yanked (yankees?) look like amateurs who just won a licentious lottery ... so who knows?

Whether fake or real, the bottom line here is that (to all but devoted Pro-Am fetishists) on-screen tug jobs hold little appeal. The girls try hard not to look as bored, and Winner provides a smarmy host to paw 'em before they meet their mystery “dates.” The rest is obscure porn history. A very special AAA 1/2case indeed.