First, the bad news: because someone intentionally decided to stretch standard-ratio footage into a 16 x 9 format, the whole perspective is askew! (We know it was a choice because the BTS footage looks normal.) Newsflash, Mr. Knucklehead Editor: first and foremost, viewers want hot jerk-off material ? and re-viewers don?t need the friggin? headache! Tell your boss to kiss that fourth "A" goodbye.

Pound for pound, Dawg?s thick azz performers are a bit light in the trunk for the subgenre, but they?re all pretty hot. Miraculously, Ariel Alexis retrofits Pipes? pipe up her colon and loves every inch! Great chemistry there ? ditto for the Valentine/Everready bang which features hot Jackhammer and cleavage-humping.

Nipple freaks will pop a cork over Andriena?s perky party hats, which protrude like succulent strawberries.

Retailing: Average ethnic action with some big boobs mixed in.