Call us old-fashioned, but we come from a time when "ghetto" was a pejorative term, not a badge of hip-hop honor. Well, one thing hasn?t changed: The ghetto is a hot spot for colorful humping. Here the actual production company is part of the storyline ? such that it is.

Black Magic CEOs get intimate with potential personnel during "auditions." Yawn. A few tasty sequences manage to distract us from the repetition of tiny location and camera angles. The opener with Nyomi Banks really rocks da house. (Nyomi?s monicker is especially appropriate ? Oh, those eyes!!!) More than just a head-turner, she also gives head a great turn.

Bookending ANGS is an analicious romp with Sunshine that brings tears to our eyes. Man, that babe should?a received combat pay! In the background, 99 (having just finished her own tryst) diddles herself silly. We?ll never know what stopped her from jumping on a great threesome.

Retailing: Solid ethnic action with a bit of Screamin? A.