We inadvertently found the key to unlock the door to immortality ? because for every minute of this vid?s running time, it seems like ten! Talk about redundant framing devices: Erika Jordan?s a marketing "expert" on an impossibly tight deadline to create new styles and products. (Of course it?s a well-known fact that big corporations entrust conceptual and marketing duties to a single individual. Duh!)

Each commercial scenario she dreams up is (literally) embodied by other cast members, who prance around displaying products like perfume and jewelry. Soon the models disrobe and perform softcore tease; all shot in another corner of the same cramped and unconvincing set.

Finally one of the gals "comes alive" to engage Jordan in a softcore carpet-munching routine. Not content to be monotonous, Passion?s videography is awash with an unattractive sallow hue.

Retailing: Softcore filler.