Blurry, grainy or both — take your pick. Those are the only two options available here, and arousing isn't even on the table. Whether or not Private I is real or phony, boring is boring any way ya slice it!

We can only imagine one audience for this vid: masochists. Aside from the fact that stationary wide shots have all the appeal of a 7-11 security tape, much of the hardcore is blocked by positioning of the participants. If possible, consider the who shebang even duller than it sounds. The only reason PI receives one A is for the fleeting moments when the viewer can actually discern a tit or a cock on screen.