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Nowhere Angels

Nowhere Angels

Released Mar 26th, 2007
Running Time 94
Director DCypher
Company Cal Vista
Cast Cassie Courtland, Justine Joli, Johnny Cobalt, Charlotte Stokely, Veronica Jett, Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Jim Enright, Riley Mason, Leah Luv, Tanya Lee
Critical Rating AAAA 1/2
Genre Feature



DCypher has loudly made it known that this is his favorite movie of his own creation. And it’s easy to see why.


DCypher has loudly made it known that this is his favorite movie of his own creation. And it's easy to see why. Filled to the brim with references to literature from the likes of Thomas Pynchon, Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac, it's a shining example of the kind of cerebral smut — or "lit porn," as DC has coined it — which has long served as his dearest milieu.

It's also decidedly reminiscent of Larry Clark (the auteur behind Kids and Bully), painting a neo-realist portrait of a group of nihilistic young vagabonds drowning their desperation for an escape from their dismal town in a constant torrent of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

The drab, stark imagery here is striking, and some of the acting is quite terrific, most notably in the cases of Veronica Jett and Barrett Blade. And that speaks nothing to the sex, which itself may very well be the hottest in a DCypher feature to date. (A couple of particular standouts: the coupling of Jett and Masterson, and the g/g with Joli and Mason.)

We only wish one small, but very crucial thing, from our point of view, had been decided differently: making the final two words spoken those of the movie's title. Somehow, it cheapened what felt until that moment like a sublime ending. But hey, that's a small bone to pick with such an otherwise audacious effort.

Pre-noms: Best Sex Scene Coupling (Jett & Masterson), Best All-Girl Sex Scene (Joli and Mason), Best Supporting Actress (Jett), Best Actor (Blade), Best Packaging, Best Art Direction, Best Videography (Francois Clousot), Best Screenplay (DCypher), Best Director – Video (DCypher), Best Video Feature.

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