Oh my, the double entendres just keep on coming, and so do the girls of the Eastwood school in this spoof of the campy '80s sitcom suggested by the title. In this version, the girls are all lesbians and so is their den mother, Mrs. Gariss.
The excellent screenplay replicates the zaniness of the original sitcom. The girls overhear Mrs. Gariss appreciating a plumber's “big tools” and assume that she’s gone straight. Determined to convert Mrs. Gariss back to the Sapphic sisterhood, the girls attempt to seduce her but to no avail. Finally, the girls confess their concerns, which leads to a group orgy.