Just the taint is often good enough, but Ass Eaters Unanimous dives right into the butt hole, face first, shamelessly, like crack addicted whores ... butt crack.

Most of these crack addicts have names that precede them and some are doing their best scenes to date with their tongues buried in the director's ass. Naudia Nyce deserves a gold medal for her enthusiasm. Dana DeArmond couldn't be cuter buried in between a pair of ass cheeks. And Roxy DeVille teams up with Adrianna Nicole for a scorcher with Christian.

Retailing: Don't toss your salad without pouring on some of this.