It's not every day that we catch a vid that begins with some Eurodude taking a wicked crap, washing his ass in a bidet and then proceeding to buttfuck a girl occupying the same toilet stall (who's been sitting there... watching with solo-inspired anticipation).

Now the subsequent action isn't nearly as uh, fascinating as its preamble but it's definitely explicit—the kind of scene where the woman keeps stretching her asshole for the lens rather than for her partner. So if “gaper” closeups ring your register, consider Anal Hitters a real score. No evidence of passion (or even emotion) will be found within its hallowed rectal halls, but the raincoat contingency will spank 'n thank you for the suggestion.

— Bradley Milton