Everyone should be familiar with the frat house setup of this line. Each scene begins as a pizza delivery boy offers his pie-with an extra helping of sausage in the center-to the always female buyer. The pizza is never refused, (and never eaten, for that matter). It's what happens after the presentation that's the plat du jour.

Okay, the premise is childish, but in its way entertaining, and the hot female cast makes up for a lot as they indulge in some perfunctory and at times satisfying sex. The action follows a predictable and conservative sequence in all of its five scenes, from the unveiling to extended bj to sex in all the basic positions to a facial or variation. Not great, not bad, but amusing in a sophomoric sense.