Brazilian imports are the polar opposite of Euro-porn. South American chicks are tanned, thick and rarely carry that faraway "paycheck stare" while taking a long shaft of uncut cock up the crapper. When's the last time a Czechoslovakian ice queen broke out in a sweat, we dare ask!

Shakes may not be the penultimate Brazilian release but it certainly keeps one's attention on tenterhooks. Each scene's whackable, so our main problem's not what's on screen but rather with the vid's lack of exteriors. This is a beautiful country — where's the travelogue footage or a tasty boning under the sun?

Retailing: Semi-tropical heat that viewers can feel.