Big cocks? Rilly rilly big, as they say in the San Fernando Valley. However, even Lee Stone would agree that the Photoshop enlargement on his own dick (cover shot) really skirts the "truth in advertising" philosophy. Same goes for the gals — there's no denying their enhanced boobs are impressively-sized (for those who enjoy the phony look) but huge? Hey, we've seen more than a few Vegas strippers who had a harder time negotiating the effects of gravity.

Action contained herein doesn't exactly raise the bar either; but it's all fairly watchable. Carly Parker has a tougher time with her bra under-wire than she does on our eyes ... keep a lookout for her name in the future. At present, Trina Michaels commands attention with her slutty craving for double penetration (courtesy of Hammer and Long).

Retailing: Big boobs/big dicks.