Nifty Fifties and Hairy is meant to appeal to quite a niche market: one that craves older women with hairy pussies. And yet, here those older women are, in their full, bushy glory.

The problem, however, is that the sex provided within is just sort of blah and seems to be very by-the-numbers, even for the people involved (who don't appear to be having all that much fun).

Still, it's nice to see Patty Plenty still getting work after all this time. The title delivers on the promise of the box cover, it's just that the sex is pretty workaday. Average, in general.

Retailing: Older, hairy women deliver average sex.