It's been nine months since Asian Street Hookers took to the streets. (And years since it was actually shot in the Orient.) Frankly we think the effort that T.T.'s boys put into this one wasn't worth the resurrection. Production values have never been high on the company's to-do list, but puh-lease! Spare us yet another vid shot in that same damned corner of the office with dull blue walls.

Of course, the lack of zippy visuals has never hurt a truly volcanic fuckathon vid before, nor will it in the future — but when interracial action is tepid as it is here, we begin to think the wallpaper is more interesting. For despite a handful of Asian cuties being plied by lengthy pipe, the temperature remains decidedly low.

Retailing: Most recommendable sequence features Miss Amai ... whose flat chest, shaved cooch, and braces make her a youth-oriented target.