Take it from a lifelong glasses-wearer, specs don't improve sex — and most certainly, they don't make anyone smarter. It's easy to see right through this collection of imported scenes ... instead of going to the trouble of finding girls who want to knock around in a porn movie and happen to wear prescription lenses, the producer just bought a handful of non-scrip glasses to stick on the face of his jaded cast.

Said Eurobabes are then directed to go through eye-rolling motions, sucking on plastic stems or making direct visual contact with the viewer instead of acting naturally. Well, at least the natural bit applies to bodies, which do look pretty scrumptious even as the girls pretend to "act smart and sexy."

Retailing: Spec-fetishists may be more forgiving than average viewers.