You can’t judge a book by a cover, particularly with this disjointed assortment of fuck scenes that range from a circus act to the mundane.

We open with a reported 38-load circle jerk that leaves Melissa Juilianna with a beer cup full of spunk that would have made American Pie’s Stiffler proud. Jennifer Dark is a seductive fucker, but again the May-December allure of the title is never realized as the stud appears to be very close in age.

Even the ageless XXX icon Tom Bryon, while probably truly twice the age of partner Allie Foster (who gets bukkaked in a circle jerk later), still looks too close in age, and appears as nothing more than a stunt cock in a subdued  coupling.

The Taylor Mae scene is good, as is the Barbi Addison and Jerri Lee threeway (and it actually follows the title motif).

Retailing: Those looking for age-difference erotica will only find willing starlets in a variety of sexual scenarios.