|Released||Apr 14th, 2008|
|Running Time||150 Min.|
|DVD Extra||Wall to Wall Option|
|Cast||Derrick Pierce, Kelly Skyline, Emma Ray, Kacey Jordan, Dakoda Brookes, Jack Venice, Alex Gonz, Jordan Ash, Cheyne Collins, Sophie Perez|
Holy cow! There's a DVD menu feature on here that is absolutely indispensable to your customers. It provides an option to watch "the story" ... or simply bypass what interminable ad-libbed bullshit that passes for a plot — and go directly to the action. Thank you, Jesus! (In our dreams, every DVD would come equipped in this manner.)
Unfortunately we had to check out TI5 in its entirety just to come to the [inevitable] conclusion that it has nothing to do with the glitzy, star-studded singing competition on TV. (Even that rotting old chestnut "the handyman" scenario makes an appearance.) The good news is that TI5 is chock fulla adorable, mouth-watering under-21's who do what they're required to with some degree of ability and, on occasion, heat. Perez, Skyline and Jordan are standouts.
Retailing: New faces, tiny titties and a fold-out box cover.