Pretty much everything you know about the concept behind Big Black Creamy Tits is right there on display in the title.
There are giant mams here, with all manner of creamy substances being applied to them. But, wait, that’s not all! The whole thing is couched as an exposé on the American dairy industry. That’s just plain funny.
If only the sex were half as inspired as the premise, this would truly be a classic. This is not to say that there’s nothing good here. In fact, the scene with Anna Belle Martini and Jon Jon is pretty darn good, Martini shows off her luscious fun bags and great multi-tasking abilities, namely sucking dick and get fucked in a fell swoop. And she has a great smile.
The rest, though, is just about average, and the premise promised so much more.
Retailing: Giant boobs on display, covered in cream. There’s a fan base for that.