Phony pickup scenarios: Been there, done that (and far less obnoxiously, we might add) elsewhere. Nothing's less funny than a bunch of loudmouth guys with a consumer camera who think they're funny.
The balling's nothing special, either — and at over two hours, viewers will have a lot of time to ponder that question. What in the world makes this worth AAA 1/2, you say? The girls are cute. Some of 'em are pretty good cocksuckers, but mainly just the young/cute factor. Small tits, fresh faces. Generous extras also help make up for the lack of spontaneity. Oh yeah — Penny Flame. Hardly a newcummer, but always worth a wank.
Retailing: Youth, gonzo.