There may be a thorn in someone's ass, but it's not in gorgeous cover girl Nautica Thorn's ... and that's not the biggest downer. Persistent off-camera noise intrudes upon every single scene.

Each girl (except for Thorn) takes dick up the ass beautifully, although a few appear to have some "ouch" moments. Alas, it doesn't matter how delightfully Gabriela Rossi's labia flap as she slams down on Sergio's cock - unless the sound is turned off. It's possible that the reason Dick Delaware has been avoiding sex with Jaime Elle is that every time he fucks her, a bizarre "click, clack, click" sound haunts them.

If by "gonzo," the producers mean "video where you can hear the Rick David calling out directions" or "video where the lens cover bangs against the camera body," then this qualifies hands down.

Retailing: Lots of anal sex, but best for those who turn off the sound.