Reporting that you've been sodomized is not something you'd necessarily associate with good times, but after watching Mark Wood's latest installment of I've Been Sodomized for RLD, you'll agree there couldn't be a better title. The ladies in Wood's offering are somewhere between anguished and ecstatic, and who would have known toeing that sort of existential line makes for really great porno.

Wood's opening with the drop dead gorgeous Maya Gates is a hot one. Gates can barely handle Wood's meat in the front door, and once the back door gets knocked on, it's a true test of her porn attrition.

Wood then takes the insatiable Adriana Nicole's ass in (appropriately enough) the bathroom. Nicole's bouncing romp is a true smut banger.

Pre-noms: Best New Starlet (Maya Gates), Male Performer of the year (Mark Wood), Best Couples Sex Scene (Mark Wood and Maya Gates). Best New Starlet (Bobbi Starr).

Retailing: RLD sharpens its hard edge; fans rejoice.