Conspicuously absent in all but two scenes is, uh ... ass fucking. Kinda negates the title, unless they mean the mere presence of ass cheeks — which, in a porn vid, is kinda taken for granted!!! The mislabeling/mis-marketing in this crazy business never ceases to amaze us. On the other hand, footage in Let There be Ass hardly ever kept us from feeling drowsy.

One scene with Kathy Anderson provides a momentary perk-up, as this leggy platinum blonde receives a standing sphincter-poke in the bathroom. (Or rather, up her ass in the bathroom, for all the grammarians who are about to shoot us an angry email.) She returns the favor by bunging her partner's crack. Big deal.

Retailing: Europorn filler.